坑爹的英文名

晃晃

~Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan"
~Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
~Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!"
~Operator: "Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me. Who is this?"
~Caller: "I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent."
~Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?"
~Caller: "Well. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital."
~Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,
then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I
don't have time for this!"
~Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Ree."
~Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!"
~Operator: "That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree."
~Caller: "Oh ...God!! ! !"X_X

晃晃

汉语拼音一样坑爹

Bush, Condi and china ( joke) :-)


Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see you? What''s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great.
Let's hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I''m asking you? Who is the new leader of China? Condi:
Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu?
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya?asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That''s the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. On the phone. I bet he knows. Condi:
Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up
the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

夏日罂粟

首先是坑爹的英文

杨思媛

               

刘秀儿

太长拉去斩一半

蛋炒饭

以前好像看过那个中文的

蛋炒饭

一般情况下，没有人像赵本山或王丽蓉，重复1-2次基本上当事人就明白了，一乐吧

西山泡面

马蜂窝

关于hu的音频....

下来打牌

哈哈，是不是跟“打死也不说”差不多